PUNCH,
OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.

My fire was low; my bills were high;

My sip of punch was in its ladle;

The clarion chimes were in the sky;

The nascent year was in its cradle.

In sober prose to tell my tale,

'Twas New Year's E'en, when, blind to danger,

All older-fashioned nurses hail

With joy "another little stranger."

The glass was in my hand—but, wait,

Methought, awhile! 'Tis early toasting

With pæans too precipitate

A baby scarce an outline boasting:

One week at least of life must flit

For me to match it with its brothers—

I'll wager, like most infants, it

Is wholly different from others.

He frolics, latest of the lot,

A family prolific reckoned;

He occupies his tiny cot,

The eighteen-hundred-ninety-second!

The pretty darling, gently nursed

Of course, he lies, and fondly petted!

The eighteen-hundred-ninety-first

Is not, I fancy, much regretted.

You call him "fine"—he's great in size,

And "promising"—there issue from his

Tough larynx quite stentorian cries;

Such notes are haply notes of promise.

Look out for squalls, I tell you; soft

And dove-like atoms more engage us;

Your fin-de-siècle child is oft

Loud, brazen, grasping, and rampageous.

You bid me next his eyes adore;

So "deep and wideawake," they beckon;

We've suffered lately on the score

Of "deep and wideawake," I reckon.

You term me an "unfeeling brute,"

A "monster Herod-like," and so on—

You may be right; I'll not dispute;

I'll cease a brat's good name to blow on.

Who'll read the bantling's dawning days?—

Precocious shall he prove, and harass

The world with inconvenient ways

And lisped conundrums that embarrass?

(Such as Impressionists delight

To offer each æsthetic gaper,

And faddists hyper-Ibsenite

Rejoice to perpetrate on paper?)

Or, one of those young scamps perhaps

Who love to rig their bogus bogies,

And set their artful booby-traps

For over-unsuspicious fogies?

Or haply, only commonplace—

A plodding sort of good apprentice,

Who does his master's will with grace,

And hurries meekly where he sent is?

And, when he grows apace, what blend

Of genius, chivalry and daring,

What virtues might our little friend

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