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“A memorial for the perpetuation of my name.”—Page 27.
[Throws down pamphlets which he has beenreading. Excitedly combs his flowing spread ofwhiskers with his fingers; pounds the table withhis fists; lets off brisk volleys of unsanctified languageat brief intervals, repentantly droopinghis head, between volleys, and kissing the LouisXI crucifix hanging from his neck, accompanyingthe kisses with mumbled apologies; presentlyrises, flushed and perspiring, and walks thefloor, gesticulating]
—— ——!! —— ——!! If I had them bythe throat! [Hastily kisses the crucifix, andmumbles] In these twenty years I have spentmillions to keep the press of the two hemispheresquiet, and still these leaks keep on occurring.I have spent other millions on religionand art, and what do I get for it? Nothing.Not a compliment. These generosities arestudiedly ignored, in print. In print I get nothingbut slanders—and slanders again—and stillslanders, and slanders on top of slanders! Grantthem true, what of it? They are slanders all thesame, when uttered against a king.