THE
FOOLISH ALMANAK
For Anuthur Year
THE FURST CINC THE INTRODUKSHUN OV THEMUK-RAKE IN MAGAZEEN GARDNING, ANDTHE SPELING REFORM OV OWR LANGWIJ
By THEODOR ROSYFELT
Thair hay bin uthur Yearz but non like this.Thingz wil Hapn.
313 Dayz wil kum and 313 Dayz wil go and thair wilbe 52 Sundayz evn in the best regulayted Familiz.Thair wil be at leest wun 23 for yu in eech munth.
LIFE WITHOUT IT WIL BE UN-SEAZOND
By kind Purmishun ov the Jawn D. Rawkyfelurs theSun and Moon wil be purmitted 2 Arize andShine. The Shuberts wil regulayte theStarz, and the Planits wil duthe best they kan.
Hetty Green and J. Peerpont Morgun have garanteed theWethur.
WITH APOLOGIZ TO THE KARNAGY SPELING SKOOL
PURPETRAYTED, WITH THE AID OV WALLACE GOLDSMITH'SPICTURZ, BY
JOHN W. LUCE AND COMPANY
BOSTON 1906 LONDON
Copyright, 1906, by
John W. Luce & Company
Boston, Mass., U. S. A.
The Plimpton Press Norwood Mass. U.S.A.
Greeting
Time was, is, and will be. Almanacks
have come and Almanacks
have gone. But Time has survived.
Only the Foolish Almanack
has been equal to the pleasant
Task of Killing it.
We offer the Book as our Defense.
THE PUBLISHERS.
HELPFUL HINT FOR JANUARY
Do not give way to vain regrets becauseyou did not keep the goodresolves you made a year ago. Itmight be worse. You might have kept theresolutions and have had no incentive forleading a better life this year. Eclipses for the Coming YearIf there are as many Eclipses as during1905-6, it will be a hard year on graftersand bosses. The editor is optimistic, however,believing that the sanitary revolutionwhich swept the country has about blownover. Public confidence and laxity havebeen restored in a large measure and thetime is now about ripe for us to get it in theneck again. | DRESS HINT:  AN ICE AGE: |